1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
2. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
3. The road to success... is always under construction.
4. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
5. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
p/s : eat quaker oat is better..