Balik Kampung!

Jom balik kampung!haha,seminggu cuti starts from tomorrow until 31st..cuti pun cuti jugak,tapi ade exam bakal menanti naik cuti.so cuti puas2!haha..kampungku terletak di Felda Bukit Batu,Kulai..dah lama tak balik..nak tengok mak abah,adik2:)

c y'all in week^_^

Special : Untuk Ibuku!

My mom,wish u happy mother's day~soooo sorry not come to hometown very2 long time..n this weekend i'll come to you mom..appreciate all ur sacrifice and ur support since i was little until now:)special songs to u my mom,cik intan@hasnah tarif..



Mengapa kanta ini masih berkaca
Sedang ku telah pun terima di dalam redha
Segala kepahitan
Pengalaman menjadi penawar
Mengejar impi ke pintu syurga

Duhai bonda
Bilakah akan ku kecapi kasturi
Penebus maruah
Dan semangat lama

Mengapa sinar neon dan gedung indah
Kotaraya yang menjanjikan sejuta rasa
Sejuta haruman
Kini menjadi penjara jiwa
Ku yang merindukan ketenangan

Duhai bonda
Hari-hariku kini berlalu
Bagaikan bahtera
Tanpa layar dan kemudi

Bonda
Akhirnya terbongkar jua rahsia
Tangisan dan gurindam
Keramat kasih sayangmu

Bonda
Saat dan pertemuan semula
Kita kali ini
Akan ku abadikan
Keramat kasih sayangmu

Oh bonda.. bonda..



Seorang wanita bermahkota ibu
Menggenggam jari-jari kecil
Ikatan ini tidak kan terurai
Kerna tautan ini
Tautan darah dan akidah
Dan rahmat dari Allah

Kini ibu peganglah tanganku ini
Biar ku bawa ibu menjelajah
Hasil titik peluhmu
Biar ku bawa ke alamku
Hasil ukiranmu selama ini

Dodoianmu ibu
Membina benteng pemisah
Antara yang hak dan yang batil
Membakar semangat perjuangan
Mengait kasih pada Junjungan tercinta
Tersujud lemah mengabdi diri
Kepada yang Esa

Jika belum pernah
Kau dengar ucapan terima kasihku
Ketahuilah doaku ini
Moga Tuhan menyayangimu
Seperti mana kau mengasihiku
Dari dulu hingga kini
Untuk selama-lamanya

Gila,Gaduh,Otak..

Gila,Gaduh dan Otak adalah 3 sahabat baik. Ke mana sahaja pasti bertiga. Suatu hari mereka bertiga pergi ke Taman Hiburan di bandar.

Ketika sedang berjalan2 di taman tersebut, salah seorang dr mereka telah hilang iaitu Gaduh.Otak dan Gila mula cemas memikirkan nasib

sahabat mereka itu. Mereka berdua mengambil keputusan untuk ke balai polis berdekatan untuk membuat laporan.

Setibanya di balai polis, Gila menyuruh Otak untuk menunggu di luar sedang dia yg masuk ke balai untuk membuat laporan.

Polis : Ye encik,boleh saya bantu..?

Gila : Saya datang nk buat laporan..

Polis : Berkenaan ape tu encik..??

Gila : Saya nak cari Gaduh..

Polis : Encik..Ni balai polis, jangan bergurau..

Gila : Siapa yang bergurau, saya memang nk cari Gaduh..!

Polis tersebut dah mula marah..

Polis : Encik ni gila ke..??

Gila : Macam ne awak tau name saya..??

Polis : Bila masa saya sebut nama encik..??

Gila : Tadi tu, saya memang Gila..

Polis : Encik jangan main-main kat sini.. Ni balai polis..!! Mana otak encik..?/

Gila : Otak?? Ade kat luar...

Polis : @$%#&..!!


p/s : kalau gaduh,gunala otak..jangan jadi gila sudehh..

Lagu Pilihan : Exists-Menantikan Saat Termampu

Tidak pernah terfikirkan tentang hidup
Bila senang kehidupanku
Engkau tiada di sisiku
Sedangkan aku berada jauh dari rona duka

Tahukah kau ku masih menyayangimu
Dan ku hirup bagai nafasku
Kasih yang sejati
Menciptakan mimpi yang kan terwujud
Dalamnya nanti kita berdua

Menantikan saat termampu
Pelamin cinta milik kita
Kau tak pernah kucurangi
Malah sering ku mengingatkan...
"jangan kerna cinta sanggup kau korbankan
hingga hilang segalanya... hanya kerna cinta"

Tetaplah menjadi bintang itu
Bintang di hatiku
Peluk jiwaku oh...

Lenyapkanlah semua gundahku
Merawat hatiku
Damaikan jiwaku selalu

Jalan2@Pantai Kelanang

jom g pantai kelanang!lokasi di gombak,selangor bersebelahan dengan pantai morib yang feymes itu..g pada tarikh 1.5 di mana cuti labour day pd hari 2,untuk mengelakkan bosan yang teramat bila terperuk di rumah,itu pun unplanned sebenarnya sebab kalau plan,bawak sekali baju basahan untuk berenang,yahuuu.ok la not bad,sejam lebih perjalanan from my house to there..sampai2 di sana,kebanyakan masa adalah berphotography,tak lain tak bukan asyraf photography leww..:)boleh tahan gak la gambar2 yang di snap,nak tengok?mintak la asyraf photography:)kemudahan di pantai ini lengkap,seperti tandas awam,surau,kedai makan dan kredit ade tempat untuk mendirikan khemah:)takpe2,maybe ade plan nak bercamping di sini?:)

ngan asyraf@acap..best pasir pantai,tapi air tak berapa sgt la,mse ni keruh..

suarasounds@pantai kelanang!:)

Ceritera Hari Ini

Salam to all readers:) Actually rasa nak menulis blog ini pulak,tak pernah buat sebelum ni,hehe..

Anyway hari ini bermula dengan bangun tidur yang mengejut.kerana apa?mimpi 'orang jauh' call,beritahu dia mahu bertunang..sudehh...terkejut daripada tidur yang lena di kala subuh(bukan apa,sebab 'orang jauh' itu pernah menjadi sebahagian daripada hidupku dahulu~)
Dan bangun hari ini seperti hari biasanya,pergi kerja! seronok buat kerja,dapat gain experience+gaul ngan orang lain+ilang rasabosanyangmelampaubilatiadakerja..sampai2 hangar sekali tiada kerja:( busan2 g tempat kerja serum&pasangannya farha,hahaha..buatla kerja ape patut di sana..

Balik2 ag rumah, perasaan nak main volleyball macam previous day membuak2:)n lagi sekali ke'hampeh'an datang lagi dengan tiada orang pon main harini! dengan isbume xdatang,xder bola,xde orang,last2 balik rumah..
Nak g beli mouse!mouse dah kaput..sape2 rajin tolong belikan?or belanje?haha,baik hatilah siapa nak belanja p-e nih..

N then rutin harianku adelah besama awek tersayang, Logitech Cordless Rumblepad 2..ape aktiviti? of coz la FIFA Online 2,haha my current game..kepada sesiapa nak main game nih,bolehla download kat sini.

Nanti aku selitkan screenshot di mana Malaysia menang World Cup! Malaysia boleyyy! haha,baru je dengar berita Malaysia g semi Thomas Cup. Tahniah moga semangat menang 2 sampai menjulang Piala Thomas 2:)

Quick Laugh

_____ Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.

_____ Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

_____ Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

_____ Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

_____ A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.

_____ Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

_____ Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

_____ Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

_____ Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

_____ Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

_____ Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'

_____ A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.
'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'

_____ Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

_____ A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

Vocabulary Lesson

HOW FAST CAN YOU GUESS THESE WORDS….

1) BOO_S

2) _ _ NDOM

3) F_ _ K

4) P_N_S

5) PU_S_

6) S_X

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ANSWERS:

BOOKS

RANDOM

FORK

PANTS

PULSE

SIX

YOU GOT ALL 6 WRONG DIDN'T YOU???

YOU JUST COULDN'T KEEP YOUR MIND

OUT OF THE GUTTER!!

The Hammus Wars Rage on

Just months after Lebanon set the record for the world’s biggest hummus dish, chefs from the Arab-Israeli village of Abu-Gosh snatched it away with an even greater achievement.

On Friday, fifty cooks mashed up ridiculous quantities of chickpeas, sesame paste, olive oil, lemon juice and garlic and created the world’s largest hummus dish ever, weighing over 4 tons (4,087,5 kg). It was put on display outside the Abu-Gosh Restaurant, on a 20-meter satellite dish, provided by sponsors.

When Guinness official Jack Brookbank acknowledged the new world record and applauded the chefs for not sacrificing quality over quantity, Jawadat Ibrahim, organizer of the event and owner of the Abu-Gosh Restaurant, shouted that Abu-Gosh is the hummus capital of the world. Clearly taunting words meant for Lebanese chefs, who will most certainly respond with an even bigger hummus dish.

The hummus wars have been raging on between Middle-Eastern countries for a while now, with many of them claiming the tasty dish as a national delicacy. The origins of one of the world’s oldest culinary treats are lost in time, but when has that stopped people from fighting over stuff…


p/s : jeffrey,u'll like this,haha

Unquotable Quotes

1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

3. The road to success... is always under construction.

4. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

5. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


p/s : eat quaker oat is better..